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Global Warming Just Made the List

July 9th, 2008

Watch the video at the bottom from the BBC.  It’s good.

Oops.  Did I just pwn my sticky goo of justice all over global warming?  Better put it to good use hippies, I hear my sticky goo of justice is full of protein.  Maybe it’ll put some hair on the chest too.

Honestly, what have we done about global warming so far?  Other than just alot of rable rable?

Oh, we spent a ton of money turning corn into an ineffecient fuel that no one uses.  Now people outside of Somalia are starving.  Even I’m loosing weight.

We’ve ensured the growing populations of polar bears will continue to grow till they overthrow us(All hail our new polar bear overlords!)  Didn’t Colbert teach you hippies anything?  Oh thats right, you watch Stewart.

We made some more solar, electic, and hybrid cars, none of which anyone can afford, and none of which a large number of people buy.  I’m guessing that’s cause gas is so expensive.  Hey-Oh!

Here’s what we should do.  Just declare war on global warming.  With the war on drugs and terror, we’ll have a trifecta of wars.  Like a trilogy.  Everything is better in trilogies.  The three wars of fuck!  We could get t-shirts and coffee mugs, all we need for enough people to buy the stuff and then I can retire to the lovely new beachfronts of Greenland.  Maybe take a trip on a sub to visit Miami.  Hooray!

Haha.  Sticky goo of justice.  Sometimes I kill myself.  And kittens.