Who is gooseneck? I’m just a small town girl livin’ in a lonely world. Or maybe I’m a boy who’s happy to see you. I used to be with “it” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore and what’s “it” seems weird and scary. I enjoy music, movies, books, good conversation, bicycles, food, and beer.
I do the whole work thing cause I like money. Do you like money? Me too! We should hang out!
In the before times, when computers would make mooing sounds like cows, I received the nickname of gooseneck. The band I was in at the time gave me the nickname you see. I would play numerous saxophones through our set and I preferred the gooseneck mic stands instead of the straight neck stands. The nickname stuck but has typically been shortened over the years to just goose in casual conversation.
In those before times, when people applied glue to their phones on the wall instead of sniffing it, it was foreseen that one day I would be a great saxophonist with a band of my own. This futuristic band had a name, Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns. Great name huh? The names of the band’s albums were also foretold…
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do New York
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do New Orleans
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do St. Louis
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do Chicago
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do Detroit
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns go Home
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns Eat a Pizza
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns Take a Nap
Gooseneck and the Rump Humping Horns do New York…Again
You can clearly see the band will be a huge success.
The facts
- gooseneck is six feet tall
- gooseneck is a sub-genius
- gooseneck has no idea how to speel
- gooseneck walks slowly
- gooseneck does not like you
- gooseneck eats tacos
- gooseneck invented the word Febtober
- gooseneck can’t read
- gooseneck enjoys eating pizza but only if you pick the correct toppings
- gooseneck has eaten chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers, and enjoyed it
- gooseneck finds Tuesday to be highly superior to other days.
