Good Ole Ma Bell

No, not that one that I use to hear the stories about. The one that ran Bells and gave out free slices of pizza to the brothers.

I saw in the media world today that AT&T is trying to merge with BellSouth. Which needless to say has me a little confused. I thought SBC had bought AT&T, did they change their name? I’m so lost. I payed twenty bucks for a book that speels it out and gives nice pictures too. And I am still fucking clueless. Obviously the FCC is as well. Do they not remember they split AT&T up 23 years ago? Doubtful. My penis could regulate communications better than the FCC.

So anyways, this has everyone up in a stink because it’s creating “Ma Bell” again and having a monopoly, except this time on your lan, cell, tv, and internet. Oh lordy lordy! Rable Rable you fuckstains. Guess what, it isn’t ma bell, cause there is still Verizon. They’ll merge with them in 2008. So hold your breath, and if you actually feel like this will impact you in a negative fashion, get off your ass and write the FCC and your congressman.

*Point of information* This will impact you in a negative fashion. Have a nice day!

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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