Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches!

Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday?

Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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