Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches!
Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday?
Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.
Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise.
Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches!
Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday?
Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.