HandiHarley

So I was outside getting some fresh air today, about to run some errands, when a new shiny chevi truch pulls into the driveway across the street. A big ole four door truck, black with orange highlights and a bunch of Harley decals. Looked really slick. Had the trailer hitch on the back, obviously to transport their hog around. I stood there admiring how nice it looked for a few minutes.

And then I saw something that made my brain curl up in the corner and suck its thumb. The license plate…..it was a handicap license plate. I’ll just stop there and let it sink in.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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