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This is an instant message convo I just enjoyed. The names have been changed to protect the wankers.

[17:38] Wanker: why were you late?
[17:38] *** Auto-response sent to Wanker: Find out what a soulless asshole thinks at www.funkyhouse.net
[17:38] Wanker: …
[17:39] gooseneckd: when was I late?
[17:45] Wanker: Wrong AIM….
[17:45] gooseneck: kk

This, is so funny to me. Probably not to you, but that isn’t important. What is important is me.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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