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I Am Your Problem

In gooseneckDecember 22, 20055 Views

I am the bane of your existence. I cause all your problem. It is I who personally makes your life suck. I am the causer of problems. I take an easy life and make it harder.

Why? Cause I have shit else to do.

P.S. I am piss drunk after smoking hookah and drinking furiously with my friends from work. They might not know every little persona thing about me, but they do not lie to my face. To the drunken passout I go. Merry Fuck You!

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Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.