I hate talking politics. Well honestly, no I do like talking politics, its just that no one else does. People like their views and aren’t going to change them due to having to admit they were wrong in the first place. Especially when alchohol is added to the mix, people become really…..wow. I’d link to a clip of South Park’s “Rable Rable” but that just seems to cliche.
Anyways none of this has a point. You know that. I know you know, I know you know, I know you know…..right. The actual reason for starting to write was the fact that I’ve noticed over the last year or so, my political views shifting towards the right. Not the scary right, I’m just moving a little farther away from the scary left. And the hippies.
I’d like to just point out that hippy hating has been medically proven to remove heart conditions. It is seriously such a great way to get healthy. Just go out to a park, find some hippies doing their hippy thing and yell at em for a while. You’ll be amazed at how great it makes you feel. I’m super cereal.
It isn’t that I now agree with Republicans or no longer agree with Democrats. I don’t. It’s that choosing a side is pointless. I’m not saying because “they screw me over equally.” I say it because I don’t care. None of it has any relevance to my life. This isn’t Glenn Beck talking, I don’t listen to Beck because he’s right. It’s cause he’s fucking hilarious.
There’s no need to debate global warming. Know why? Cause in 50 and 100 years the planet will be hotter colder. You’re children will be just fine. Their children will be just fine. They’ll all be fine, you will have provided them with a world they can live in. Polar bear be dammed, I promise you they’ll be fine. The idea of providing them a perfect world to live in is illogical at best anyways. Of course there will be problems in their world, maybe the same ones we have, maybe new ones. I have no fucking clue, and anyone that pretends to have a clue is a jackass. What’s important is that you raised your children smart enough to know which problems to worry about, and how to solve those problems. Right? Right?
Apathy – 1 You – 0
Oh yeah, go hate on some hippies. Moral of the story is, if you hate on a hippie, goose kills a kitten. And that is always a good policy.
