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What does this make me?

In Beer, gooseneck, Stupid PeopleTags Beer, girls, Joe Francis, Stupid People, volleyballMay 10, 200813 Views

If I go to a bar and sip beer while watching drunk younger ladies play volleyball, what does that make me? Does it make me a creepy old man? Or does it make me this guy?

I say it makes me awesome!

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.