Who Needs Sleep

Gah.  Gah I say good sir!  I need to go to sleep, but I’m not tired and I have things to do.  But I have to go to sleep.  So gah to you with your fancy sauces and frilly shirts with thirty percent more trendiness.  You know I watched Juno again.  Not so good the second time around.  Especially after reading the ten minute version.

There aren’t enough hours in the day.  I never feel like I have the time to get everything that needs to be done to be done.  But wait, you say I watched a movie, and that’s not very productive.  True, but then again I was working on a website while I watched it.  That’s called multi-tasking.  Oh snap I win!

At least I did get some things done tonight.  I’d list them all here so I can prove my productiveness, but that would be just sort of childish, and you really don’t care what I did(HAHA!)  But in honesty I added the lolzcat application to my facebook profile.  Your move Trebek.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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