An Update on Goose – November

The last one till I’m caught up.  Hooray!  Now for writing about the novemberist month of the year.  It’s a fun one.

We’ll start off with the good news of the month.  I got laid off.  Oh wait.  Thats not the good news.  Shit!  Thats the only interesting thing that happened.  Fuck me!  I especially enjoyed the part where they said “Yeah…..we want you out of here as soon as possible…….so that’s a good thing.”

Anyways, if you followed the link, be sure to read the posts left there.  It would seem to sum up pretty well the rest of the employees, current and past, about the company.  As for me, the company saved my ass three years ago when I was flat broke giving handjobs for sammich.  I’ve gained a ton of knowledge, good experience, and a slew of new friends and contacts in the “biz.”  It was a business decision that we all knew was coming.  Everyone can agree on that.  And we all know why they had to make that good decision.  But what is done is done.  It allows me to move on something I have wanted to do for a long time.

Leave East Lansing.  The only thing left for me is the Brotherhood.  And as great of a thing as that is, my chapter is gone, and a new chapter has taken its place.  My bond with these guys is weak.  Weaker than it should be, and thats my fault, but it is the natural progression.  I need to move and start a new chapter in my life.  So to Columbus OH I go.

FAQs

1.  OMFGZORS!!!!!11  Goose has left EL and didn’t tell me.  Why are you so cruel you soulless asshole?

A.  Lies.  I am still in EL.

2.  So when are you leaving?

A.  I don’t have an exact date as of yet.  If you clicked the link upstairs you’ll realize I still have to finish out the end of days with the job.

3.  You’re leaving next week!  Do you need help packing?

A.  Yes.  However I’m not leaving next week.  I still don’t have an exact date as of yet.  Fuck!  It’s like living with a six year old!  As soon as I find a job down there, then I will move.  Moving to a new city seems silly without having a job.  I mean I know Squirrel and Lindy will put me up in their basement for I’d say three weeks before they kicked me out.  But it isn’t furnished, and thats just a rude thing to do.  If you remember I got rid of the truck, so living in it down by the river isn’t an option.  My Elantra is roomie, but not that roomie.  I’m a fat kid.

That’s about it.  Did that Thanksgiving thing(Happy to you!) with the family.  Got really full.  Drove home and got stupid drunk to make the hurt go away.  So I’m done for now.  Hopefully you find the positive in this post and don’t go all pity on me.   I’m gonna go now, I gotta spank it to chicks doing yoga on youtube.

Speaking of!  If I remember this was the month of everyone’s discovery of 2girls1cup.  Awesome!  I was slightly aroused. Truth.  You were  repulsed, you repressed son of a bitch.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

1 comments On An Update on Goose – November

  • You’re leaving EL?! You selfish asshole!! Well I’ll miss ya, ya sonofab… oh wait, I live in Kentucky now. Well at least you’ll be a little closer now… well, only by like an hour and a half… ah fuck it, it’s still too far.

    I didn’t work at CoreComm long enough to move through the ranks; I remained a simple peon tech and was oblivious to all of the shenanigans and goings-on of upper management. I left within a week of the sale to ATX, and after reading the comments on the LSJ site, it sounds like I got out at a good time.

    Oh well, at least we’ll always have WoW… although I am fiercely burned out and have pretty much no desire to play anymore. Once the guild is done (which will be soon by the looks of it, with Alex and Rob leaving), I’m gonna hang up my WoW hat and play some of my console games I’ve been neglecting. There have been some whisperings… okay, well maybe more like normal inside-voice talking… of folks moving over to Vanguard. I may do that eventually, but I need an MMO break. Yay for free weeknights!

    Well enough of my inane ramblings. Is it obvious that I’m bored at work? Good luck with the job hunt– finding a job blows, so I definitely feel for you.

    Later.

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