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Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise.

This is one reason you can’t find love online.

In gooseneckOctober 8, 200730 Views

<rile feathers>Women are evil lying creatures.</rile feathers>

I’ll point out this was on digg, and was the top story. Probably cause everyone read that as angels. I did. I wanted to get my spank on. Now there is no spank for goose.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.