So apparently, and I just learned this today. So I’ll share it with you just in case you didn’t know this. Apparently if you go to a strangers house to drink, and you see a slow cooker, cooking meat you have to turn it off without telling anyone that is what you did. Why? Cause you’re a fucking asshat. So at dinner time, hungry and ready to eat, my meat isn’t done. Insert your joke there, and lets move on so I can be pissed again. I mean, fuck. Fucking wankers.
