I Taste Like Strawberries

It’s true. I taste great. I don’t know this from personal experience. I hear this. From people. They say I taste like strawberries. I think thats why people like me so much.

It’s obviously not because I shit red logs. I do. But people don’t seem to be impressed by that. They seem a little grossed out. I’m not sure why. Everyone shits red logs right?

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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