Fucking Wank

There is a man in my house barking. Like a dog. He thinks it is funny, cause it gets the dog barking too. Know what I think? I think he is a fucking assclown.

For some reason I find it to be the most annoying thing in the world, ever. Too bad the lightning bolt that hit the tree just outside our house last night couldn’t of hit him.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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