Pluto Gets the Boot

That’s right Pluto, you’re no longer a planet. Fuck you Pluto! All the way out there in space acting like your all the shit and stuff. No one invited you to the planet party.

But in all seriousness, this is a BAD thing. This is gonna put Uranus up on the chopping block. That wouldn’t be any good. It is so fucking hilarious. Your Anus. HA!

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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