Time for Stupid People

So here is todays news in stupid. A man was arrested in an airport because officials found a suspicious object in his bag. When asked what it was, instead of saying it was a penis pump(Instead of your), he said it was a bomb. It hurts.

Second up we have a 14-year old suing her ex-best friend claiming she stole her Ipod. You want to take her to court….over an ipod….you let her borrow…..14 year olds don’t need Ipods, they need to turn down that dammed MTV and get a boot up their ass.

On a completely unrelated subject, it is welcome week here, and I drove through the student ghetto. My sperm bank is now full. Time to kill a kitten.

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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