Generator

I have today off, I woke up at noon. It’s already 1pm and I’m bored. There is stuff I need to be doing today, like cleaning, shopping for groceries, doing some other errands, working out. But I don’t honestly feel like doing any of them. I don’t feel like sitting around here either. So maybe I will do all those things, once I get some lunch.

Been listening to alot of Foo Fighters lately. That’s fucking odd. I just got a call from someone at Corecomm, I didn’t recognize who it was. They wanted to know if I’d like to make some extra money. Sure I said, what are we talking about here I inquire. He then asks me about my school background, and then asks me to meet him tonight at Denny’s to go over the details. Ok I said. So I can see one of three things happening.

1. He’s gay, and I’m getting raped.
2. He’s not gay, and I’m getting raped.
3. It’s a pyramid scheme.

Well anyways, I’m off for some food now, and I will leave you with Generator by the Foo Fighters

Lately I’m getting better
Wish I could stay sick with you
But there’s too many egos left to bruise
Call it sin, you can call it whatever
Eating deep inside of you
Well if it were me, it’s all I’d ever do
Steal me now and forever
I’ll steal something good for you
The criminal in me is no one new
Till you find something better
When there’s nothing left to use
And everything starts going down on you
I’m the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it’s on
Yeah can’t you hear my motored heart
You’re the one that started it
Send me out on a tether
Swing it round, I’ll spin your noose
You let it downI’ll hang around with you
Till you find someone better
When there’s no one left to use
And everyone keeps going down
I’m the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it’s on
Yeah can’t you hear my motored heart
You’re the one that started it
I’m the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it’s on
Yeah can’t you hear my motored heart
You’re the one that started it
I’m the Generator
Yeah can’t you hear my motored heart
You’re the one that started it

Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise. This is not just an idle statement, no. This is a promise, a threat, and a homonym. Sometimes I have to apply ointment to the elephant in the room while in other instances pants are opshunal. Never forget to have a beer and enjoy the conversation.

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