Wankers

So apparently, and I just learned this today.  So I’ll share it with you just in case you didn’t know this.  Apparently if you go to a strangers house to drink, and you see a slow cooker, cooking meat you have to turn it off without telling anyone that is what you did.  Why?  Cause you’re a fucking asshat.  So at dinner time, hungry and ready to eat, my meat isn’t done.  Insert your joke there, and lets move on

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New Something New

Ok so here it is. I’m the tortoise remember? Anyways what has ole goosey goose been up to you might say? Shit. Well thats not true, but I did have a good poop earlier, and in life, it really is the small things that count. Turned 26 last month. Got to spend it with my besterifictist friends Squirrel and Lindy. It was great to see them. But I was sick. Not good poops. See where I’m going? I’d put a

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Something New

So teabag aka a rom double wants me to post something new. So until then, here is a picture that made me chuckle. Then it made me cry on the inside. Then I killed a kitten and had a ham sammich. Now I feel better. Here it is: The pic links to the site I found it on. I guess you could say I “pirated” it. Aaargh! Damn the man for fucking fuck sake!

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