Archive for January, 2007

It’s Cold

January 30th, 2007

So I live in Michigan. Not sure why, maybe cause jesus hates me. Anyways, if you don’t live in Michigan you might not be aware of the fact that its cold here. Hehefgh! I know. It’s all north of shit, but why the hell is it cold? Remember our buddy jesus.

Anyways I’m getting tired of weather small talk. “Cold outside huh?” No fucking shit. Grow some fat like us fat kids and stop complaining stating the obvious. You live here, if you don’t like it move.

People that are almost as bad are people that have never been to Michigan. “Where you from? Oh Michigan! What’s the weather like there?” Grey and depressing, now leave me the fuck alone. I don’t care what your weather is like. Is it Michigan weather? Than it isn’t as depressing. Therefor hearing about it only depresses me more. I have a stapler, don’t tempt me, because I will try and break my skin with it. Besides, its almost my birthday, can’t you let me enjoy it in a drunken stupor? If you do I’ll promise to drink until I can’t feel feelings.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon: Movie Film for Theaters

January 28th, 2007

So they’re making an Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. It looks like it might actually be pretty funny. I would definitely check out the trailer. I hear that some people don’t like their tv show. That’s cool. I find it hard to understand, since I have a sense of humor. But that’s cool. Different strokes for different folks.

300

January 21st, 2007

So I was at the Crunch getting dinner and a tasty brew. Like you do. Watching the foosball. A commercial came on for this movie, we’re sitting there watching it, we can’t hear it, cause we’re in a bar. It looks pretty bad ass, and then they call it 300. And I says to myself that looks really interesting. So, its a movie about the battle of Thermopylea, where 300 men held off an army of one million. So I check out the trailer. This thing looks amazing! I am really drooling in anticipation for this movie.

Squirrel is my Chocolate Bear

January 21st, 2007

That is all.

Vids from Squirrel

January 15th, 2007

Squirrel sent me a couple of vids last night. Prolly cause I haven’t been posting much. So here we go.

Goes to show you our armed forces *might* have too much free time on there hand. This is what you’ll think. Or instead you might think they’re stupid, statistics show blah blah blah. Its simply the fact that they are bored in a desert foreign country. Think about this. You’re at home, and we take away your beer, your tv, your computer, leave you with a few books, and maybe a pack of cigarettes. What are you going to do? Anything at all that can eat up ten minutes of your day.

Here is a twelve year old kid playing a killer drum solo. Squirrel raises the point of it being legit or not. You can be surprised by what this “cgi” technology can do. Its hard to tell per say, the sound doesn’t seem to be synced perfectly, and the picture quality is bad. My penis has better picture quality. Speaking of that, its off the topic of today, but that might just get us a rant in a day or two. Anyways, it more than likely is real. We’ve all seen the 8 year old piano prodigies. Why not a drum prodigy? I played with this guy in high school and he was suppose to be that good when he was twelve. I can assure you he could play a solo like that with one hand, while drinking a mountain dew in high school. Watched him do it. Anyways, enjoy the vids, and don’t forget to pat your local goose on the head. Fuck off you nancies!

Squirrel: 1 – Trees: 0

January 6th, 2007

All hail Squirrel. They is r the smartor than the trees. Thanks to Squirrel for sending us this one.