Archive for November, 2006

Stupid People

November 29th, 2006

That’s right, its time for some stupid people. Here are some stories from travel agents. I think my favorite has to be the fact that Florida is very thin on a map.
Check them out.

10 films the US Government would rather you not see.

November 29th, 2006

I found this blog today a list of movies “the man” doesn’t want you to see. The list reeks of left. Most are documentaries, but has a couple of main stream movies in the list as well. A couple of the ones at the top of the list did look interesting to me, so I might check them out. Thanks netflix! Anyways, feel free to check out the list, and if you’ve seen any of them, why not leave me a message and let me know what you thought.

m00nz

November 29th, 2006

What happens when all you really want to do is go to Denny’s with Squirrel, Mr. Vish, and Hopz0rs? Get some m00nz and make fun of massive cyber, and all her wank friends. Have some good fun with titties, watch her bring hopz0rs extra hash browns. Enjoy a good sparring session with Uber-goth and make fun of pie guy. And seriously now, who can forget Hopz0rs mom back on the grill cookin up those delicious m00nz?

Don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, tough shit. That means you are a wank, and not a weeder of non-hackers.

Man do I miss the old days….

Kevin Smith’s Non-Celebrity Playlist

November 28th, 2006

If you aren’t a fucking looser than you know apple has celebrities make up playlists of their favorite songs you can download on apple’s site. Good marketing and business strategy. So they asked Kevin Smith, the funny guy that did clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob, you know the one. He made up a list, but they wouldn’t take it cause “it’s too good.” So he published it on his blog. Definitely worth a look as it is a damn good list, with a damn fine explanation for each song. You can also remember Clerks II gets released to DVD tomorrow.

MP3 of the Week

November 26th, 2006

So it’s about time for our “weekly” mp3. Here is one off of Jay-Z’s new album Kingdom Come. Back from retirement two years of vacation from rap, he has made another great rap album. The reviews out there appear to be mix, some saying bad, some saying good. Which means the best thing to do is check it out yourself and make your own decision. I’m not giving you the single, check that out on “music tv.” Here is the song that caught my attention. Enjoy!

Download Kingdom Come by Jay-Z

Gobbles!

November 23rd, 2006

Just want to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone loving on the goose here. Have fun with your families, and don’t forget to have some turkey.

That’s Right, Fuck Mormons!

November 20th, 2006

Ok, not that I’m much into the religious scene. I’m not really interested in knowing who is right and who is wrong and all that good shit. But I’ll tell you, this John Safran guy has something going here. Basically he got tired of Mormons knocking on his door, and since he had the money to, hired a camera crew, and wandered around Salt Lake City bugging Mormons, like they bug us. They don’t like Atheists knocking on their door either. Check out the link, it’s worth checkin out the clip.

Yelloew Fever

November 16th, 2006

Ever wonder why white guys get asian girls? I do. This is a hilarious movie off the tube that describes exactly why.

Points of Learning from the Past Week

November 13th, 2006

Point one:

Voting Democrat does not mean there will be a change. Do they have a plan? Sitting back and letting the other “team” fuck up doesn’t count as a plan. Guess what, more than likely, nothing will change. If you are smart enough you are going to realize that “The lesser of two evils” is still evil and a bad choice.

Point Alpha:

I am 25 years old. The probability of me having a girlfriend isn’t that good. The probability that I am close to getting married is worse. The chance of me having a child in the next few years is non-existent. No matter how many times you say it you would like it to happen, will not change the fact that it will not happen.

Point C:

Moo Moo is not a fraternity. I do not find it funny. I find you funny, but that is another story.

Point 4: I might be a leg man, but I still enjoy a good pair of fun bags.

Spiderman 3 Trailer

November 10th, 2006

They have a trailer out for Spiderman 3 now. You can check it out http://www.ifilm.com/presents/spiderman3. Looks like it should be damn sweet.