Assholes

So a guy at work today showed me this great post on another website talking about assholes. This post talked about how to tell if someone is an asshole. This first example is ordering a: decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet The post goes on and on about it. For the most part I can agree with it. But assholes don’t order coffee like that. Assclowns,

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Saw III

I got to see Saw III Friday night when it opened.  It fulfilled my blood lust for maybe a week or so.  The gore was fantastic! I think they definitely beat out The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning on the gore aspect.  Of course gore can be categorized into one of my three B’s.  Beer, Blood, and Bitches, I’ll let you decide which one.  So it obviously made me happy.  Tip of the hat to the director. The story line

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I Taste Like Strawberries

It’s true. I taste great. I don’t know this from personal experience. I hear this. From people. They say I taste like strawberries. I think thats why people like me so much. It’s obviously not because I shit red logs. I do. But people don’t seem to be impressed by that. They seem a little grossed out. I’m not sure why. Everyone shits red logs right?

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Beer!

So Tuesday night I was at the Crunch for their Oktoberfest. What a fantastical time. They had a ton of beers and the distributors there for us to taste all the different beers. I had a blast. The breweries included: Arcadia Brewing Company Atwater Brewery Bell’s Brewing Company Darkhorse Brewing Company King Brewing Company Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales Michigan Brewing Company New Holland Brewing Company Rogue Ales Sierra Nevada Brewing Company Stone Brewing Company They were all fantastic beers. I

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You Should be in Radio

I’m not sure exaclty what that means. Well I mean, I understand the english language well enough to know what those words mean. I know enough to know what they mean when they are strung together to form that sentence. But seriously, the context of the statement. Why was it said, and for what purpose? Am I looking a way to far into this? Obviously. But for the fuck sake of fuck, what does that mean?

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Lego’s and Thriller

So this is pretty damn awesome. Someone made the Thriller music video out of legos. It’s a classic, and now its legos. Did I mention how great this is? Check it out when you’ve got 14 minutes.

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MP3 of the Week

So here is the first single off of Papa Roach’s new album The Paramour Sessions. I gotta say when I popped this one in it gave me quite a shock, this seems much different than their older stuff. Seems more “punk” and less….could you say “hard?” Anyways be sure to check it out here! Download To Be Loved by Papa Roach

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Must…Pet…Bunny…Ears…

Friday sent this pic to me. And I must say, the bunny ears are something special for the two of us. I’ll share the pic, you’ll probably even like it if you have a penis, but you won’t know the bunny ears. That’s right, its our little thing, we’re like a super secret club of bunny ear loving freaks. FREAKS I say!

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Weddings

So I was down in Columbustownville for Squirrel and Lindy’s wedding. It was fantasticly amazing wedding. I cried. That’s right, I’m a hopeless romantic, that is just how I roll. Coming back into town was sad for me. Hard even. Home isn’t where you hang your hat. Home is your family. And Squirrel and Lindy have been my family for quite a few years now. It is hard not having them around to put smiles on my face all the

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