Archive for September, 2006

Poor Red Roller

September 26th, 2006

So it looks like my trip to Wankchester took a little too much out of you baby. The question now becomes, do you have one more winter in you, or do we find a nice retirment home?

U.S. Media Sucks

September 25th, 2006

So aparently Newsweek is all about making Americans feel good, and getting an extra buck.

Here is the cover of the new edition they are sending out depending on where in the world you live. All of these are the same except…

This is really stupid. If you want something funnier about it, I’d look to The Daily Show. The cover article is actually a damn good read if you have a few minutes.

Fucking Wank

September 24th, 2006

There is a man in my house barking. Like a dog. He thinks it is funny, cause it gets the dog barking too. Know what I think? I think he is a fucking assclown.

For some reason I find it to be the most annoying thing in the world, ever. Too bad the lightning bolt that hit the tree just outside our house last night couldn’t of hit him.

That Looks Better

September 21st, 2006

Ahhh, that looks much better me thinks. Well, at least its something I can look at each day.

It is all about gooseneck

September 18th, 2006

So I went home today, for my grandfather’s 85th birthday party. It was a good fun time. I drove home tonight from Detroit to Lansing going no faster than 65mph, because my poor red roller won’t go any faster anymore. But I realized I haven’t posted anything about me lately. And we can be honest with each other. That is why you come to the funkyhouse. So now that I have obviously stated what I did today, lets do a little recap of what has been up lately with me.

Started full time at work this past week. Hooray! Health benifits are good mmmkay. I might also get a raise if I don’t suck it up this week. Hold your breath for me.

I moved into my new place, a month ago. I’m still unpacking for fuck sake. Whenever I set some time aside to pack I always get ten other things popping up that I “have” to do. You really can’t catch the sarcasm in that over the webternet.

In the move, all my boxes save my desktop, took a dump. Fuck them huh? Obviously since I haven’t had time to unpack, I’ve had TONS of time to work on fixing my computers. Especially since I spend a minimum of eight hours a day fixing other peoples computers. However during a night of insomnia last week I did spend a little time installing Ubuntu on one of my boxes to test out. I even got it to work this time! Happy me. Now I can actually work on getting all of my computers over to linux. Opensource is r the winnar!

My rant I have been promising….I don’t think its gonna come, at least not right now. I am so apathetic to being angry right now, I’m not sure I could writ e up a proper rant at this point.

I have also cut it off with Katie Holmes. We are through. I could handle you marrying Tom Cruise, even having an asian baby with him. But the whole mindless zombie “Look at me I’m in Scientology. I eat my own boogers” thing just isn’t cute. That thing you did with your lip, now that was cute. Masturbatory cute. So we are done Katie Holmes. Keep eating your boogers, I’ll find someone else to be my future wife.

So I am currently looking for a new “future wife.” I am compiling a list of potentials from which I will make a final choice. Suggestions are welcome.

What am I listening to? Some stuff here and there, nothing is really grabbing my attention to well. The one thing worth mentioning is Erik Mongrain, who does some pretty cool stuff with a guitar. It’s like magic, only not so. Check him out here.

I think that is about it for me tonight.
Fuck you,
gooseneck Dave

Jay-Z is making a comback!

September 15th, 2006

For us rap fans out there here is some big news. Jay-Z is going to be making a new album Kingdon Come and is rumored to be released in November. I’m definately interested in checking that out, and you should be too. Cause I say so.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Arrested

September 15th, 2006

Dog the Bounty Hunter was arrested along with his brother and son for a bounty they captured in Mexico. I like dog, his show is half ass kicking, half warm fuzzies. What I find most interesting is that he would go after a bounty in a country where it is illegal. On the show he usually seems to be extreamly good about following the laws of where he is.

Who has left this hole in the ground?

September 12th, 2006

I’m not much for the Bush bashing, except perhaps for a good joke every now and then. And the differences between red and blue are as bad as black and white. Here is a really good editorial from Keith Olbermann. I think this is the one thing worth being posted on 9/11’s aniversary. Have you forgotten all of the promises made? Have any of them been fufilled? Why not?

A Beautiful Mind

September 9th, 2006

This is absolutely amazing. I’m not even sure how to describe this, getting pitty passed through english and spanish leave me with the inability to give this man a just description. The best thing I can say is to just watch the video. And hulk smash. Yup those are the two best things I can say.

My jaw hit the floor when I saw his drawing of the Coliseum.

Cop finds thief that stole his lawnmower

September 9th, 2006

More stupid people. Here is the cops video of him finding his own lawnmover.