Archive for June, 2006

Mo Money Mo Problems

June 28th, 2006

So I woke up today, and did a little reading online of what people think is important. I saw a bunch of blogs of people bitching about how congress didn’t up minimum wage but they’re gonna give themselves a raise. They were posting this as if this was shocking to them, or should be shocking to me. It isn’t, why in the hell would it be? Shit, they even act as if this is news. This isn’t news, they’ve been doing this shit forever. Why? Cause we let them. Or perhaps more accurately, people simply didn’t know we were letting them. Does that mean the media is doing a good job these days? I doubt it. If you don’t get pissed off at this idea, then you should probably check for a fucking pulse.

Anyways, at least the good ole Demmies are trying. The idea to stop themselves from getting a raise is a good one, and will definitely sit positively with us normies. Seems like with most of their ideas these days, the Dems are having a hard time implementing them. I’ll hold my breath on this one though. But anyways, the best article I found is the one I’ll leave you with. It is from Senator Russ Feingold that you can check out here.

Spiderman!

June 27th, 2006

The put the teaser trailer out. Hooray!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/large.html

Save Screetch!

June 27th, 2006

So Screetch is trying to raise $15,000 so they don’t forclose on his house by selling tshirts at the website www.getdshirts.com for $15 bucks. Now I would like to point out that, this is pretty damn funny. It’s Screetch. This is really damn funny.

However, as funny as the situation might be, it is sad, and I do feel bad for Dustin Diamond. His stand up is actually quite good, for all you haters out there that haven’t seen him do stand up. So go and buy a shirt and help the guy out. And don’t give me no bullshit either. You watched Saved by the Bell. He influenced your life, so suck it up and shell out the $15. I will as soon as I get my paycheck this Friday.

For a news article from CBS go here.

Dane Cook Makes Me Wet My Pants

June 27th, 2006

Also, he’s pretty funny. Here is his full skit from the Insomniac tour.

Online Music is Good

June 26th, 2006

A well written article from the washingtonpost, talking about how online music is changing what people listen to. Not really anything new, but I like some of the little nuances they put in there. Heh, I used nuances, and I spelled it correctly. gooseneck gets a cookie. Anyways, here’s the article.

With Online Music, It’s a Buyers Market

gooseneck Dave

The House

June 24th, 2006

So I appologize if you have been having trouble viewing funkyhouse.net lately. Been having issues, but these should all be good to go here within another 24 hours. So I’ll post this now, and apologize for the trouble. Heh, I know its trouble, cause I know you all can’t live without your gooseneck fix. Tough cookies. Pull your mouth off my balls and deal.

gooseneck Dave

Squirrel

June 24th, 2006

This would have to be my most favorite picture of Squirrel of all time. I will post it here for you.

Hooray Squirrel!

Hard to Concentrate

June 24th, 2006

Hard to Concentrate by The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Hustle, bustle, and, so much muscle
Cells about to separate
Now I find it hard to concentrate
And, temporary this
Cash and carry ‘em
Stepping up to indicate
The time has come to deviate

And, all I want is for you to be happy
And, take this moment to make you my family
And, finally you have found something perfect
And, finally you have found…

Death defying this
Mess I’m buying its
Raining down with love and hate
Now, I find it hard to motivate

And, estuary is, blessed but scary
Heart’s about to palpitate
Now, I’m not about to hesitate
And, want to treasure the rest of your days here
And, give you pleasure in so many ways dear

And, finally you have found something perfect
And, finally you have found…
(Here we go)

Do you want me to show up for duty?
And, serve this woman, and all of her beauty

And, finally you have found something perfect
And, finally you have found…

Yourself… with me, will
You, agree to take this man
Into your world
And now, we are as one

My lone ranger
The, heat-exchanger
Is, living in this figure eight
Now I do my best to recreate
And, sweet precision
And, soft collision
Heart’s about to palpitate
Now I find it hard to separate

And, all I want is for you to be happy
And, take this woman and make you my family
And, finally you have found someone perfect
And, finally you have found…

All I want is for you to be happy
And, take this woman and make you my family
And, finally you have found someone perfect
And, finally you have found…

Yourself

Comcast Tech Falls Asleep on Couch

June 23rd, 2006
This is just too hilarious! He feel asleep cause he was on hold for an hour trying to talk to the central office.

Watch the movie here!

Stupid Poopie Heads

June 21st, 2006

So here is an email debate between a senior executive with the MPAA and a law professor. Well, I don’t know if I would call this a debate. Correct me if I’m wrong, but in a debate, one person makes a point. The other counters it with their point, and then the first person counters with another point, and so on.

The MPAA wanker said the same damn thing over and over, reminded me of a twelve year old. Ahh well, at least the lawyer made some good points. Hooray to lawyers!

Here’s the link
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB115047057428882434-1V_FEK_CJelMfytdST8APRW7cZw_20060720.html