Rant

So first off, since today is now my birthday by eight minutes, and I’m on my second beer I think it is my right to bitch about something. I was on my break today. Doing what guys like me do on my break, when I was talking with a couple of the new janitors(We go through janitors at work like I go through crack whores.) One of them commented on how the night before I sounded like I was gonna

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Tires

Have the day off today, it is my birthday after all. Went to the tire shop to get some new tires. Yeah I know the Red Roller doesn’t need new tires, she needs to be set aside and left to enjoy retirement. But the tires on her had metal sticking out of them. I’m no car expert but I think thats bad. So the tire place put the new tires on like they do. Guy comes and says he’s pulling

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to me! I’m 25 so drink bitches! Think any of you can get me what I really want for my birthday? Be careful, Tom Cruise is crazy. He might be a little hard to kill, since he is fucking insane.

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Like a Record

It goes round and round, never stops, never changes. Exactly like me. Once an asshole, always an asshole. I didn’t even get to do anything to be the asshole this time, it was done for me by hypocritical proxy. Fuck that!

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MP3 of the Week

Recently stated as my favorite Dave Matthews Band song, I can never get enough of this song. If you have followed my blog for a long time, you have probably seen the lyrics for this song posted many times. This is the version I like the one off of the Listener Supported album. It was requested by Andrea so here it is! Download Dave Matthews Band’s ::: The Stone :::

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You Have to be Fucking Kidding

So I was driving to the car dealership, like you do, to get my headlight cover replaced that appears to have fallen out from my car derby race from Albion to East Lansing Saturday night. Please note I never went above 45mph on 127. So anyways, they didn’t have the part in for a 93 Izuzu Rodeo, why, I have no fucking clue. I mean you only see thousands of them driving on the road at all times. So they

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I Want My Broadband

So remember that article a while ago I posted? I said I was gonna read their book. Well I got it today, read about 50 pages before I had to go to work. I think I might of actually gotten through the introduction. Anyways, I get to work tonight and one of the first articles I find online is about pretty much the same thing. You’ve got cities and counties now, who realize the Bell’s are full of shit. So

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