So I was outside getting some fresh air today, about to run some errands, when a new shiny chevi truch pulls into the driveway across the street. A big ole four door truck, black with orange highlights and a bunch of Harley decals. Looked really slick. Had the trailer hitch on the back, obviously to transport their hog around. I stood there admiring how nice it looked for a few minutes. And then I saw something that made my brain …
Month: January 2006
So this weekend while I was enjoying goose and squirrel time I noticed when I got our pizza that there was a UPS note underneath the door mat outside the door. Ohhh! My memory I thought! The note said it was left on the porch(or the deck I wasn’t sure) so I went outside, and walked all around my house, looking very carefully, but did not see a package. I even checked in the microwave on my front porch to …
Hooray, lots of goose and squirrel time. Too bad it is over. That makes me sad. Back to the same old depressing grind. But on a positive, squirrel has a blog now. I suggest that you check it out. It will probably be better than this one. Mostly because Squirrel has thoughts and is able to form them into sentences. He is then able to string those sentences together to form paragraphs. Paragraphs are neat. …
This is an instant message convo I just enjoyed. The names have been changed to protect the wankers. [17:38] Wanker: why were you late? [17:38] *** Auto-response sent to Wanker: Find out what a soulless asshole thinks at www.funkyhouse.net [17:38] Wanker: … [17:39] gooseneckd: when was I late? [17:45] Wanker: Wrong AIM…. [17:45] gooseneck: kk This, is so funny to me. Probably not to you, but that isn’t important. What is important is me. …
I was reading another blog, saw this picture, and couldn’t stop laughing for a good two minutes. That would normally make it the highlight of my day, however Squirrel and Lindy are coming to visit, and that is much much more happy. …
What’s that? You were wrong? I know. I know I was right too, you don’t need to tell me. I already know what the next question you ask would be. The answer is I am smarter than you. Sharing your revelations after you have picked yourself up, acting like the knowledge you have gained is something that I too, should learn. You’re wrong. Why? I already knew it. I even already told you that before you fucked up. Neat huh? …
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So I’m currently working on updating funkyhouse. Give it a new look and what not. This one is a little “Blah.” Its simple. And simple is good, but it needs a somethin little more ya know? And so I’ve been working on rehashing the layout a little bit, and figured I’d see if I might be able to update the content of the site as well. This is mostly coming from a conversation I had with a friend recently. I …
Here is a great website with some great pics. Definately check them out. …
