I Hacked My Webhost!

I didn’t even mean it! That’s how good of a hacker I am. Just kidding. I did cause my host to go down and got my account all suspended like. Cause I’m a lazy jerk.                 You see this website is quite old. Currently there are posts going back to 2005. I have some backup data stretching to 2004. There were posts from earlier that are gone, lost due to a lack of

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The Hulk has me in a Sleeper Hold

I’ve been angry lately.  Real angry.  It has been difficult to deal with and I don’t really have an outlet to get this anger out.  Now normally I’d just point this anger towards some random topic and come up with a great and amazingly funny post to put here.  I’m just not good enough with my words to do that this time.  Punching babies is out either.  The cops keep telling me society frowns on it.  What the hell do

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You can have your MTV

So you might of caught this, you might not of.  I wanted to write about it when they launched the site, but the sheer magnitude of the site caused my brain to turn into pudding.  Which I ate.  And pooped out.  Then I put it back in my head and used it fertilizer to grow a new brain.  That’s why it took so long.  Anywho, some of you older hipsters might recall a time when the television reigned supreme for

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Isn’t it Ironic

So I called my old cell phone provider to cancel my service.  Like you do when you get an iPhone.  He keeps trying to retain me.  Like you do when retention is your job.  Other than the iPhone one of the reasons I gave was due to the fact that since I’ve moved to Columbus I’ve had alot of random calls drops, voicemails with no calls, and so forth.  General connectivity oddities(Say that three times fast.)  He went on and

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Global Warming Just Made the List

http://www.nosocialism.com/2008/07/nasa-backtracks-on-1998-warmest-year.html Watch the video at the bottom from the BBC.  It’s good. Oops.  Did I just pwn my sticky goo of justice all over global warming?  Better put it to good use hippies, I hear my sticky goo of justice is full of protein.  Maybe it’ll put some hair on the chest too. Honestly, what have we done about global warming so far?  Other than just alot of rable rable? Oh, we spent a ton of money turning corn into

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Smarty Pants

I hate talking politics.  Well honestly, no I do like talking politics, its just that no one else does.  People like their views and aren’t going to change them due to having to admit they were wrong in the first place.  Especially when alchohol is added to the mix, people become really…..wow.  I’d link to a clip of South Park’s “Rable Rable” but that just seems to cliche. Anyways none of this has a point.  You know that.  I know

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Stupid People? You decide!

Not really.  They’re stupid.  Just read the article.  You’ll understand I promise.  I’m not saying starbucks is stupid….That isn’t who is stupid in today’s story kids.  You’re offended by something written on a paper fucking cup.  Through it the fuck away!  The guy that wrote it lives in a different fucking country, how the hell can he possibly offend you?  Grow up, stop drinking your stupid ass coffee, and then die.  The end of it, hurts the most. “Baylor University,

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Wankers

So apparently, and I just learned this today.  So I’ll share it with you just in case you didn’t know this.  Apparently if you go to a strangers house to drink, and you see a slow cooker, cooking meat you have to turn it off without telling anyone that is what you did.  Why?  Cause you’re a fucking asshat.  So at dinner time, hungry and ready to eat, my meat isn’t done.  Insert your joke there, and lets move on

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Stupid People

That’s right, its time for some stupid people. Here are some stories from travel agents. I think my favorite has to be the fact that Florida is very thin on a map. Check them out.

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