Archive for the ‘Movies’ category

Hooray for the Five Second Rule!

May 7th, 2008

Today was a good day.

I had a dream last night. Not something I normally do. Well, I mean I know I dream some nights….I do make it to rem on occasion. But I remembered this one. Let me tell you, it was worth remembering too. It involved me, my girlfriend, and a game called “Find the Peanut Butter Cup.”  Needless to say.  I kick ass at that game.  I’m like a cross between Superman and Iron Man when it comes to finding the peanut butter cup.

Speaking of, I did get to see Iron Man this weekend.  Awesome.  Real fucking Awesome.  Congrats have to go out to Marvel for their first production, it was a great showing.  You could say it was “Money.”  It also gave a hint towards something even more awesomery.  If you haven’t seen it yet and don’t like on the tubeternets, you should find it to be a nice surprise too.

As an added bonus they had a new teaser for The Dark Knight.  God I want that movie to be good so hard.  I mean like so hard I have to spend some time with it in a little locked room.  I think I had something else to say, but I’m gonna go watch the batman trailer again.

Transformers

May 19th, 2007

A new trailer is out.  I had to buy a new pair of pants.  I am really looking forward to this movie.  Fucking pumped.  I have no issue being the old non twelve year old in the theatre.

Something New

March 5th, 2007

So teabag aka a rom double wants me to post something new. So until then, here is a picture that made me chuckle. Then it made me cry on the inside. Then I killed a kitten and had a ham sammich. Now I feel better.

Here it is:

Piracy

The pic links to the site I found it on. I guess you could say I “pirated” it. Aaargh! Damn the man for fucking fuck sake!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon: Movie Film for Theaters

January 28th, 2007

So they’re making an Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. It looks like it might actually be pretty funny. I would definitely check out the trailer. I hear that some people don’t like their tv show. That’s cool. I find it hard to understand, since I have a sense of humor. But that’s cool. Different strokes for different folks.

Transformers! HO!

December 20th, 2006

They just released the Transformers trailer! Hooray. You should definitely check it out. Its pretty damn sweet, and I’m really starting to get pumped for this movie. If you don’t love transformers then there is something wrong with you and should die. Kidding. Not really.

Hannibal Rising

December 19th, 2006

So there’s gonna be another Hannibal movie called Hannibal Rising. This time the “prequel.” Or is this the “prequel “prequel.”” Anyone think this might suck?

The Number 23

December 8th, 2006

Jim Carey has a new movie coming out called The Number 23. I watched the trailer, and it looks really damn interesting. More of the same “dark” and “serious” Jim Carey. I wish he would do some funny stuff again, you know, his good stuff, like Ace and Dumb and Dumber. Anyways, here’s the synopsis for the movie, and don’t forget to check out the trailer.

A man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book titled The Number 23. As he reads the book, he becomes increasingly convinced that it is based on his own life. His obsession with the number 23 starts to consume him, and he begins to realize the book forecasts far graver consequences for his life than he could have ever imagined.

More Axel F?!?!?!

December 1st, 2006

So as this guys post says you probably thought Beverly Hills Cop was a done series, but I guess its not. Then again, if they’re reviving rocky, why not axel?

10 films the US Government would rather you not see.

November 29th, 2006

I found this blog today a list of movies “the man” doesn’t want you to see. The list reeks of left. Most are documentaries, but has a couple of main stream movies in the list as well. A couple of the ones at the top of the list did look interesting to me, so I might check them out. Thanks netflix! Anyways, feel free to check out the list, and if you’ve seen any of them, why not leave me a message and let me know what you thought.

Kevin Smith’s Non-Celebrity Playlist

November 28th, 2006

If you aren’t a fucking looser than you know apple has celebrities make up playlists of their favorite songs you can download on apple’s site. Good marketing and business strategy. So they asked Kevin Smith, the funny guy that did clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob, you know the one. He made up a list, but they wouldn’t take it cause “it’s too good.” So he published it on his blog. Definitely worth a look as it is a damn good list, with a damn fine explanation for each song. You can also remember Clerks II gets released to DVD tomorrow.