Hooray for the Five Second Rule!

Today was a good day. I had a dream last night. Not something I normally do. Well, I mean I know I dream some nights….I do make it to rem on occasion. But I remembered this one. Let me tell you, it was worth remembering too. It involved me, my girlfriend, and a game called “Find the Peanut Butter Cup.”  Needless to say.  I kick ass at that game.  I’m like a cross between Superman and Iron Man when it

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Transformers

A new trailer is out.  I had to buy a new pair of pants.  I am really looking forward to this movie.  Fucking pumped.  I have no issue being the old non twelve year old in the theatre.

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Something New

So teabag aka a rom double wants me to post something new. So until then, here is a picture that made me chuckle. Then it made me cry on the inside. Then I killed a kitten and had a ham sammich. Now I feel better. Here it is: The pic links to the site I found it on. I guess you could say I “pirated” it. Aaargh! Damn the man for fucking fuck sake!

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon: Movie Film for Theaters

So they’re making an Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. It looks like it might actually be pretty funny. I would definitely check out the trailer. I hear that some people don’t like their tv show. That’s cool. I find it hard to understand, since I have a sense of humor. But that’s cool. Different strokes for different folks.

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Transformers! HO!

They just released the Transformers trailer! Hooray. You should definitely check it out. Its pretty damn sweet, and I’m really starting to get pumped for this movie. If you don’t love transformers then there is something wrong with you and should die. Kidding. Not really.

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Hannibal Rising

So there’s gonna be another Hannibal movie called Hannibal Rising. This time the “prequel.” Or is this the “prequel “prequel.”” Anyone think this might suck?

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The Number 23

Jim Carey has a new movie coming out called The Number 23. I watched the trailer, and it looks really damn interesting. More of the same “dark” and “serious” Jim Carey. I wish he would do some funny stuff again, you know, his good stuff, like Ace and Dumb and Dumber. Anyways, here’s the synopsis for the movie, and don’t forget to check out the trailer. A man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book

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10 films the US Government would rather you not see.

I found this blog today a list of movies “the man” doesn’t want you to see. The list reeks of left. Most are documentaries, but has a couple of main stream movies in the list as well. A couple of the ones at the top of the list did look interesting to me, so I might check them out. Thanks netflix! Anyways, feel free to check out the list, and if you’ve seen any of them, why not leave me

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Kevin Smith’s Non-Celebrity Playlist

If you aren’t a fucking looser than you know apple has celebrities make up playlists of their favorite songs you can download on apple’s site. Good marketing and business strategy. So they asked Kevin Smith, the funny guy that did clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob, you know the one. He made up a list, but they wouldn’t take it cause “it’s too good.” So he published it on his blog. Definitely worth a look as it is a damn

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