Books Read – 2023 Edition

It was a little bittersweet this year as some of my favorite book series seem to be winding down. With that I also read some old favorites again and tried to branch out a bit this year. I may be a goose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t make like a leaf and get out of here. I also got to read a pair of books from a college buddy that were just fantastic!

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Books Read – 2022 Edition

Books come and go, but gooses last forever. At least that is what I hear the French say. I was honestly a little sad there were so many distractions in 2022 that kept me from reading more. My “Books to Read” list is ever growing and it would have been great to make a dent into it but alas it just wasn’t meant to be. Like they say, when kicked in the nuts you have to roll with the lemons.

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Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate passed away suddenly last week. My heart has been very heavy. He was my first pet and a part of my life for the past 13 years. I adopted him as a little kitten. I was told he had been abandoned by his mother and was found with a bad eye infection. He was taken to a vet but they were unable to save his eye. A friend had been trying to get me to adopt a

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Traded My Server for TP

TP for My Bunghole

Just kidding. But not really. I didn’t actually trade my server for TP. I saw the poo tide rising and beat the crowd in stocking up at the start of the pandemic. You could say I keep a clean poop deck. Did you really come back to this website for a post full of poop jokes? You did, just learn to go with it. What actually happened was our basement flooded. Like all over your face a lot of flooding.

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H@Xz0ring

My webhost was hacked. Thankful for my backups. Considering it took me six months to bring the site back up and online it shows what a small priority it has become. Which is a shame, I just can’t bring myself to shut it down though. This site has been around for more than half of my life. It feels like it is a part of me. Priorities shift but it is always there waiting to be seen by, well, probably

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I Hacked My Webhost!

I didn’t even mean it! That’s how good of a hacker I am. Just kidding. I did cause my host to go down and got my account all suspended like. Cause I’m a lazy jerk.                 You see this website is quite old. Currently there are posts going back to 2005. I have some backup data stretching to 2004. There were posts from earlier that are gone, lost due to a lack of

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A Fresher funkyHouse

Ahhh that looks pleasant doesn’t it?  It’s been quite some time since I’ve changed how the house looks.  And wouldn’t you know that as soon as K2, the theme that has been on here for how many years goes gold I get tired of it.  My hat goes off to those guys, I love your theme and you’ve done amazing work with the theme.  But as with anything I look at, if I spend too much time looking at it

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A Bumpy Road

So I mentioned a few posts ago my host was slow.  Real slow.  Hulk smash slow.  Well fuck those slow pea-poo heads.  I’ve moved the house over to a new super awesome pwnz0ring host.  It is fast.  It is very Hooray!  Many a thanks goes to spartanhosting.net for keepin an eye on the ole house of funky.  I’ll get a proper link up for em soon. So apparently there’s a lot more rust on my webtertubes skills than I had

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