Archive for the ‘General’ category

Sports are for Men

March 26th, 2007

Thats right ladies. Put those vaginas away cause here comes some sports. This is some damn fine basketball. It is the ending to a game, and its impressive.

300

January 21st, 2007

So I was at the Crunch getting dinner and a tasty brew. Like you do. Watching the foosball. A commercial came on for this movie, we’re sitting there watching it, we can’t hear it, cause we’re in a bar. It looks pretty bad ass, and then they call it 300. And I says to myself that looks really interesting. So, its a movie about the battle of Thermopylea, where 300 men held off an army of one million. So I check out the trailer. This thing looks amazing! I am really drooling in anticipation for this movie.

Vids from Squirrel

January 15th, 2007

Squirrel sent me a couple of vids last night. Prolly cause I haven’t been posting much. So here we go.

Goes to show you our armed forces *might* have too much free time on there hand. This is what you’ll think. Or instead you might think they’re stupid, statistics show blah blah blah. Its simply the fact that they are bored in a desert foreign country. Think about this. You’re at home, and we take away your beer, your tv, your computer, leave you with a few books, and maybe a pack of cigarettes. What are you going to do? Anything at all that can eat up ten minutes of your day.

Here is a twelve year old kid playing a killer drum solo. Squirrel raises the point of it being legit or not. You can be surprised by what this “cgi” technology can do. Its hard to tell per say, the sound doesn’t seem to be synced perfectly, and the picture quality is bad. My penis has better picture quality. Speaking of that, its off the topic of today, but that might just get us a rant in a day or two. Anyways, it more than likely is real. We’ve all seen the 8 year old piano prodigies. Why not a drum prodigy? I played with this guy in high school and he was suppose to be that good when he was twelve. I can assure you he could play a solo like that with one hand, while drinking a mountain dew in high school. Watched him do it. Anyways, enjoy the vids, and don’t forget to pat your local goose on the head. Fuck off you nancies!

Watch TV Online

November 2nd, 2006

So in my usual surfing of the said netterweb I came across two interesting things.

First if you’re a hockey fan, it looks like Google has made a deal with the NHL to show all old and current games on the Google Video.  Now if only they could do this with the NBA and NCAA!

And then if you’re an Adult Swim fan, you’ve probably seen the Venture Bros.  If not this show is hilarious, and you should check out online.  They have all the episodes here.  Not too shabby!

Thought you wanks might enjoy.

Pussy Beer

November 2nd, 2006

Because this is funny.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Arrested

September 15th, 2006

Dog the Bounty Hunter was arrested along with his brother and son for a bounty they captured in Mexico. I like dog, his show is half ass kicking, half warm fuzzies. What I find most interesting is that he would go after a bounty in a country where it is illegal. On the show he usually seems to be extreamly good about following the laws of where he is.

A Beautiful Mind

September 9th, 2006

This is absolutely amazing. I’m not even sure how to describe this, getting pitty passed through english and spanish leave me with the inability to give this man a just description. The best thing I can say is to just watch the video. And hulk smash. Yup those are the two best things I can say.

My jaw hit the floor when I saw his drawing of the Coliseum.

The Hubble Deep Field: The Most Important Image Ever Taken

September 8th, 2006

This is a pretty damn cool video I found off of the youtube showing some pictures from Hubble in a very entertaining fashion.

Here is the vid:

And here it the direct link so you can give props to the guy that made this.

US loses in Basketball

September 1st, 2006

So the US lost to Greece in basketball…..and how? Our players are payed millions of dollars a year to dribble and dunk as their job, and they loose? And to Greece? Who the fuck are they? I’ll give my idea again that I had in 2004, why don’t we just send the current champion team from the NBA? These other teams from the other countries don’t have the skill that our teams and players do, their big advantage right now is that they play together all the time, unlike our all-star like teams we keep sending. Send a team that played together for the past year and who defeated the other teams in the NBA. Sounds like a smart idea to me at least.

Pluto Gets the Boot

August 24th, 2006

That’s right Pluto, you’re no longer a planet. Fuck you Pluto! All the way out there in space acting like your all the shit and stuff. No one invited you to the planet party.

But in all seriousness, this is a BAD thing. This is gonna put Uranus up on the chopping block. That wouldn’t be any good. It is so fucking hilarious. Your Anus. HA!